When the client decides to add their “touch” of creativity to the work…

 

The look on every procurement officers face during pitches…

 

Actual footage of client service trying to change the creatives work…

 

When a team member starts agreeing with the client who is trashing the work…

 

When the office ‘Know It all’ is told to do the actual work…

 

Me after being called into a meeting that has absolutely nothing to do with me…

 

My office drinking buddies and I, when we return to the office after a liquid lunch…

 

How we really feel about meeting requests for appraisals…

 

Your boss in the beginning of the year: “At the end of the year you will get bonuses”…

 

 

Your boss at the end of the year:

 

The team, whenever the client says their campaign should go viral…

 

When the client asks me to try and convince the influencers to take freebies instead of cash…

 

When i’m busy doing my own things in a meeting and someone randomly asks for my input…

 

When i’m handing over a problematic account to someone else…

 

When the client’s feedback is based on brand guidelines they didn’t tell us about….

 

When there are rumours that an unhappy client wants to leave, and now we have to do everything, and anything, to make them stay…

 

When the incumbent agency takes our idea and produces better work…

 

When a freelance client asks for the campaign roll out before I see a cheque or notification from the bank…

 

When we are sure we have a month till the deadline, then the client moves it up by two weeks…

 

When i’m trying to decide whether or not I saw the “Urgent” email just as I am leaving the office…

 

When the most irrelevant person in the team tries to tell me how to do my job…

 

When I enter a project late and start suggesting a few changes…

 

The look on our faces when the client puts us on blast during the meeting then tries to crack a joke after…

 

When you are excited about your new boss, but it turns out they are a demonic entity…

 

When I am busy fire fighting on different accounts, then the boss tries to add another problematic client on my plate…

 

When you are ready to present then the client says that the brief has changed all together…

 

When I get a list of feedback that’s as convoluted as the day is long…

 

When i’m on leave but I hear that theres drama going on in the office…

 

When the new intern asks me about life in an agency….

 

When a pro-bono client starts to become too demanding….

 

When God sends me a sign that I should leave the office early…

 

When your client’s ask if you like your shit boss, but you really can’t express your true feelings…

 

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