My face when i’m trying to signal my colleague to align on text but they don’t seem to see my messages…

 

When the presentation starts off well until you say one thing that the client doesn’t like then everything thereafter goes to hell…

 

After the team leaves a presentation that went as stated above…

 

When a problematic client asks to work with you…

 

How Client Service descend on a creative who is trying to escape at 4:30 pm yet they haven’t finished the most urgent work…

 

When a client starts a conversation with, “Hi, I need a favor”…

 

When client service try to brief creative on a Friday afternoon…

 

My face when I come upon someone opening a pack of gum, yet they had previously declared they have none…

 

When you just barely manage to make it out of a project before it goes to shits…

 

My advice when there are wicked rumors about downsizing in the agency and a colleague can’t imagine life without their deskie…

 

When you walk into a brainstorm that the satan has taken over…

 

When you hear the boss is assembling a team to work over the long weekend…

 

….Then everyone has gotten away and you are this unlucky chap…

 

How I look at everyone who sits around my desk after an unidentified culprit takes off with my pen…

 

When the team asks your colleague a question and their response is…

…and you’re all there, confused as shit like…

…Because inside you’re like…

 

When we read client emails that are full of nonsensical requests…

 

When you have pending work then your boss walks in on you and the team doing absolutely nothing but being YouTube connoisseurs…

 

When I unknowingly take on a project that is too much for me to handle…

 

When client service return to the office with freebies from the client…

 

Reaction time from all departments when there’s an announcement that a supplier will be buying drinks at the bar…

 

When you see your payslip after buying everyone and their grandmother a drink at the bar…

 

When you manage to send something to client right before they ask for it…

 

How I feel when we are in a meeting and someone starts to over promise on timelines…

 

When its the annual “Throwing under the bus convention” at a client meeting but the Lord is on your side and you have all your facts right…

 

When the team is trying to leave the office early because the boss is away, then right between the getaway they meet the boss with client in tow at the corridor…

 

When you are dealing with an intern who doesn’t seem to get anything right…

 

When creative gets a job done before the one week deadline…

 

When you bring Jesus, the fairy-god mother and Biggie Smalls to pitch a brilliant idea to a problematic client but they are still like…

 

When you think about your former agency…

 

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